Bong Hits For Jesus

So I wake up this morning hungover. The deepest thoughts come in the silence that is you figuring out how much you consumed the next morning.

Its Sunday.. the sabbath. The girls are goin to church and were stayin back and takin bong hits.. for the man himself. I think Jesus would want it that way. He did say Sunday is the day of rest and who rests harder than some one smacked out of their minds? And besides, he said do not worship me.. Worship my father. Jesus was a Jew. Where did Christianity ever follow this request?


Mehh.. We can name our religion after dude, but fuck what he says. lmao. People take anything how they want to.